Snake Oil Willie Band
I don't look good naked anymore

Song : 
B
Intro
E  B7  E

E                                       
Well my body could use a little slimmin'   
             A
I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'

         E                       B7 
And I ain't seen my feet since 1984…
        E
the old lady wants a roll in the hay,
            A                        
We turn the lights down all the way…
      E                 B7       E
'cause I don't look good naked anymore.


Chorus
    A                          E
No, I don't look good naked anymore…

I'm a deep fried, double-wide version
                   B7    
Of the man I was before.  
       E                      
If I keep on like I'm doin', 
   A
I won't fit through the door,
    E                 B7       E
And I don't look good naked anymore.

E                                 
Well I used to be a hell of a man, 
           A
I chopped wood with just one hand.
    E                              B7   
But I can't do the things I done before.  
          E
Well it all happened kind of slow,  

      A                            
But I guess I kinda let myself go…
    E                 B7       E
now I don't look good naked anymore.

Chorus

E                                
With each and every passing year, 
        A
came a lot of french fries and beer.
       E                                 B7    
And my belly hung a little closer to the floor. 
          E
 Now, my belly is as big as a truck,   
         A                                   
And the old lady don't wanna She Don't Wanna!  
        E                 B7       E
Cause I don't look good naked anymore.

Chorus x 2

     E                 B7      E      B7   E
No, I don't look good naked anymore!