Bernard Cribbins
Right said Fred

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Right said Fred both of us together 
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one each end and steady as we go 
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tried to shift it couldn't even lift it 
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we was getting nowhere and 

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so we had a cuppa tea and 
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Charlie had a think and he thought we ought to 
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take off all the handles and the 
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things wot held the candles  
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but it did no good well I never thought it would

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Allright said Fred have to take the feet off 
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to get them feet off wouldn't take a mo 
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took its feet off even took the seat off 
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should have got us somewhere but no 
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so Fred said let's have another cuppa tea 
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and we said right ho